An evening with mustn't An evening with mustn't-See tvwelcome back to
hip clicks!I'm now updating this column throughout the day, so keep
checking back for new musings. (He likes my bloody valentine and robert
mitchum?We're made for each other! )His movie is still playing at two
theaters here, so maybe i'll see that instead of the dreamers.Speaking
of little people, i think it's a shame that the kid from simon birch
hasn't acted since1998.I wonder what he's up to now.And next week'sw ep
features john cleese, minnie driver and eileen brennan in guest
roles.Good golly.I read vanity fair during will grace, which didn't
contain nearly enough scenes with tracey ullman and did a terrible job
of hiding debra messing's very-Preggers belly.And since i've decided i
only care about the last 15 minutes of the apprentice i'm still
perfecting my"You're fired! "Hand movement i made a phone call during
the first half.And then i took a bath during the first part of er, which
i think was the right choice, since what i saw was more boring than a
sack of wet oats.Then i crawled into bed and finished a fantastic book,
so at least the day had a decent ending.19: Too much bidding:Good lOrd, i
feel like every stOry i've read today has involved some sOrt of
auction.First i hear that the journals used in celebrity mole:Yucatan
are going on ebay. (Really, a book signed by fOrmer mtv vj ananda
lewis?How could you not get excited about that? )Then there's a stOry
about a couple from the bachelOr hocking their engagement ring.Not to
mention all those stOries about the 867-5309"Jenny"Auctions.What is it
about our fascination with giving things to the highest bidder?Somewhere
i've got a book signed by"Goober"From the andy griffith show.Wonder if
that could get me enough cash fOr a haircut.Song titles include muzzle
of bees and hell is chrome i can't wait! .Was weird, just wait 'til you
see the shins perfOrming on gilmOre girls.Outkast is filming an hbo
movie.Big star is recOrding another album(Their last was way back in
1978).And it looks like i've gotta start finding a cheap flight to idaho
if i want to see the pixies reunion.Dang.The mtv show follows musician
dave navarro and something-Or-Other carmen electra as they prepare for
their rock 'n' roll nuptials.For some reason, dave's preparation
involved a high colonic, a woman rubbing his scalp and a yoga instructor
punching his feet.Carmen's consisted of a crackling trip to the
chiropractor.Needless to say, i did not sleep well.18: Presidential
fitness:I just spent way too much time here.That's a mighty impressive
downward-Facing dog, you know.And look at that headstand!It almost makes
me want to enroll in a class of my own.Or at least do a little of
this.On a more serious note, though, i did find it interesting that the
wig-Tossing women featured in the ep are real-Life cancer
survivors.Today's latest sex news:A big-Screen movie is in the works.
(She died sunday. )Instead, i was greeted by a woman named maggie ross
who wears button-Down shirts and likes to give dish-Cleaning tips.The
whole series comes out on dvd april 6!And it's $20 cheaper if you buy it
on amazon!I'm really not trying to get too excited here(I mean, it's
not even noon), but this site says the box set will have 29 audio
commentaries,"Over 60 deleted scenes," cast auditions andA big ol'
booklet.Pinch me.I'm in geeks heaven.Alas, i found myself flipping
between the round-Two contestants and gilmore girls last night.And boy,
were they awful. (The contestants, not the girls, of course. )Every last
one of 'em sounded like a possum in pain.My favorite, the
suspender-Loving brie, mumbled a cheesy norah jones ballad.Two kids
impersonated brian mcknight.I think someone may have sung the perfect
strangers theme song.It was just the worst hour of tv i've seen in a
long time.17: No angel:Well, i'm not exactly happy about the wb's
decision to put a stake in angel.And i'm going to be even more steamed
if they decide to renew sludge like one tree hill and the surreal
life.Et Every picture tells a story:Does the new promotional photo for
the sopranos reveal what might happen next season?The elaborate
photograph Buy Tiffany
depicts the cast surrounding a rowboat on the jersey shore.Whacked
characters, like ralph and big pussy, are sprawled in the dirt.A storm
looms on the left(Near paulie and silvio);The sun appears to be rising
between tony soprano and dr.Melfi on the right.Take a look for yourself a
similar pic was released before the previous season's premiere, and it
ended up being pretty symbolic.Et Hung up on hung:If you didn't see
william hung on ellen this morning, you missed the experience of a
lifetime.In the past week, hung, who wailed she bangs during the
american idol tryouts, has become the biggest sale
internet celebrity since ellen feiss.His appearance has inspired at
least three different fan web sites, song remixes, t-Shirts, an snl
parody and an invitation to appear on an upcoming american idol
special.On ellen, he not only did four solo numbers;He performed elton
john's rocket man with the host.I think i'm in love.Et My monday
night:Ok, first things first.Who aside from me, will admit to watching
the littlest groom last night?The show turned out to be more disturbing
than entertaining;For one thing, i can't figure out why they'd stick so
many little people in a house with hundreds of steps.And, also to my
surprise, i do believe the littlest groom could drink me under the
table.Here's a recent interview i found with the groom, and here's what
the new york post had to say about last night's ep(Thank goodness it's
only a two-Part show).Et Monday, feb.16: Trailer trash(And some
treasures):I celebrated v-Day weekend by catching up on several recent
movies, which Tiffany Necklaces 2014 Sale
means i also got to see dozens of trailers,"Find the coca-Cola"Slides
and loews theater promotions with charlize theron.Based on the
previews,Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind and goodbye, lenin!Look
like must-Sees(And i love sunshine's malkovich-Esque web site).Kevin
smith's jersey girl, however, could be 2004's gigli.I haven't heard an
audience laugh so loudly at a trailer since, er, honey.Et Tori, tori,
tori:You know it's a slow news day when the hottest thing on the
internet is tori spelling's wedding registry.While it remains uncertain
whether she'll snag the $160 rollerball pen and the $2, 800 menorah from
tiffany, tor can count on a brand new flexible spatula, purchsed by
this newspaper columnist(And no, it's not me).In case you were wondering
who was goofy enough to sit through round one of fox's great american
spelling bee, look no further.Two things we can take from the show:One,
vincent pastore(From the sopranos)Really shouldn't have signed on.It was
just embarrassing.And two, what the heck is going on with corbin
bernsen?I mean, he used to be a decent actor, but now he's competing
with coolio for some sort of reality-Show record. Love and marriage:As a
promotional stunt for courtney love's new album, some radio stations
are participating in a contest where the"Winners"Will receive"A marriage
ceremony performed by courtney love. "Because, of course, nothing
says"Long, stable, lifetime commitment"Like our courtney.
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